Jonah: Kosher Nostra Book Two by Mirrah McGee

Author:Mirrah McGee [McGee, Mirrah]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-06-16T16:00:00+00:00

19.

“JONAH SCHLAY! STOP RIGHT THERE.” I pause in the hallway, spin on my heels, and come face to face with my father…who appears mightily pissed. He cocks his fist back and plants it squarely in my nose.

I cup my nose, feeling blood fill my hands. “What the fuck?”

“Why didn’t you tell me my future daughter-in-law’s porn name?” I stare at him, well I try to, but my eyes are watering and my nose fucking hurts.

“We aren’t engaged!”

“Not yet! Regardless, you should have told me!”

“Why would I do that?” A sickening thought fills my head and I drop my hands, blood dripping to the floor. “Oh, God, you watch porn?” He punches me again. “Why are you hitting me?”

“I am a fucking red-blooded man. Of course, I watch porn. Your mother—”

I hold up my hands, pleading for him to stop. “NO! NO!”

“Your mother and I like watching porn to spice things up, and there is nothing wrong with that.”

“You’re fucking old!”

“I’m 51 years old, Jonah. Grow up! You’d better hope to have half of my stamina at my age, since you’re halfway there already.” That thought pulls me up short. I don’t want to know about my parents having sex, but he makes a good point. I pray I’m able to perform until my last breath, which will hopefully be in 60-70 years. Especially, if I’ve got Harper with me, I don’t know if that’s enough time to explore every possible position. “Your mom recognized your birthmark and tattoo and now neither of us can look the other in the eye. It’s been two weeks, Jonah! Two fucking weeks with no sex and my pipes are backing up. Fix this!” He gets in my face, his fist gripping the collar of my shirt. “Fix this so I can have sex with your mom again.”

“I…I…ugh…this is disturbing.” I whisper, afraid to say more for fear I may vomit.

“Hey, Jonah, Morris.” I close my eyes and drop my chin to my chest. Harper. This is not happening. “Do you know what’s going on with Sarah? She won’t look me in the eye and everyone here is usually so tactile, especially her, but she won’t even give me a hug. It’s been like two weeks, I guess, ever since Seril and Moshe returned. I mean, I know that’s a weird thing to complain about but—” Harper stops speaking. I open my eyes to see hers growing wider as she looks between my father and I. My injuries and my dad’s close proximity. “SHITBALLS!” Harper screeches, then punches me in the arm.

“Why is everyone hitting me? I didn’t do anything!”

Harper turns to me, completely turning her back on my dad, her face flushed with embarrassment. “They watched one of my videos?”

I shake my head, “Our video.” Now her arms resemble a windmill as she rains smack after smack on my person. “What the hell is wrong with you? How is this my fault?”

“Who else would be at fault?”

I point to my dad. “Them. For watching porn.

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